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Tim Hortons Stock Hit a 12-Month High. Canadians Did Not Notice.
The grief is structural.
RBI, the Brazilian-Canadian-American conglomerate that owns Tim Hortons, announced strong quarterly numbers. Investors celebrated. Canadians, the actual customers of Tim Hortons, continued not noticing.
The Roll Up The Rim contest has been digital since 2020. The donuts come in frozen. The double-double tastes like a memory of a double-double.
This is not satire. This is journalism.