Welcome, Operative.

Being Canadian™ is a satirical app for Canadians living in the United States and Canadians who like to laugh at Canadians. Every morning by 5 AM ET, you'll get a three-story briefing pushed to your device around 7 AM local time: equal-opportunity jabs at both governments, the indignities of being a Tim Hortons fan in 2026, and whatever else the news desk decided you needed.