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Filed June 18, 2026

Germany

German Man Builds Lego Bratwurst, Sets Record, Presumably Has No Regrets

A German man painstakingly assembled 65,000 Lego bricks into the shape of a bratwurst and bun, smashing the Guinness World Record for largest Lego brick sausage. No word on whether he tried to eat it afterward, but honestly, at that point, who could blame him? The intersection of German engineering precision and sausage pride is a beautiful, beautiful place.

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